Royal Flush Greeting Card

Fully clothed and totally unfazed, she perches on her porcelain throne, wearing a cheerful yellow blouse that flows like a ray of sunshine—though her hockey mask suggests she’s more about intimidation than charm. With her white skirt casually draped and her pink Mary Janes peeking out beneath, the ensemble is a masterclass in contrast: innocence meets absurdity.

Her eyes peer through the mask, locking onto yours with a knowing gaze that seems to say, “Yeah, I’m doing this. What’s your move?” White knee-high socks add a touch of prim and proper, but the scene itself is anything but. It’s as if the bathroom was never meant for mundane moments; instead, it’s transformed into a stage for defiance.

• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope 

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction. This artwork has been created with the help of A.I.