Santa's Throne Vintage Christmas Card

You’ve got to go when you’ve got to go—even the big guy in the red suit. Santa sits with an expression that’s equal parts zen-like calm and soul-crushing defeat. Maybe he’s reflecting on the impossibility of delivering billions of presents in one night. Or maybe he’s just come to terms with the fact that reindeer don’t clean up after themselves. Either way, his stare is as empty as the cookie plate you left by the fireplace last Christmas.

Inside Card Text:
Hope your Christmas isn't too shitty

• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope 

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction. This artwork has been created with the help of A.I.