Dalmatian Nation

Suburban Survivor Sticker

$9.00 USD

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Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers.

• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density

Finally, a sticker for the woman who has a 10:00 AM garden club meeting and an 11:00 AM NRA meeting to attend. "Suburban Survivor" is a quintessential piece of weird art that captures the exact moment the property value of your cul-de-sac hits zero.

The design features a heavily tattooed siren kneeling amongst the petunias, rocking a floral sundress, a combat helmet, and a rifle that says "stay off my lawn"—permanently. Behind her, a glorious mushroom cloud blooms like the world's most aggressive landscape feature. It’s a spicy slice of erotic art for those who find the absolute destruction of the status quo surprisingly alluring.

Slap this on your laptop or your lead-lined cooler and be the only one who isn't surprised when the sky starts glowing. It’s the perfect accessory for the apocalypse: stylish, provocative, and highly visible in a radiation haze.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction. This artwork has been created with the help of A.I.

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